The Sweetest Hangover
Burned Toast
Pedialite
Ginger
RU-21 (not the abortion pill, silly)
With Martha Stewart unavailable to dispense social etiquette advice this holiday season, what's a dilettante reveler to do? Fear not! Brini Maxwell sashays to the rescue, bearing helpful hints and making sure you don't embarrass yourself under the mistletoe. Dubbed the "Martha Stewart of Drag" back when that was considered a compliment, Ms. Maxwell hosts her own Style Network show, disseminating kitsch to America, one tasteless home at a time.
Scenario 1: You can't remember the name of the co-worker you are making out with in the supply cabinet.
Try to keep her mouth occupied in ways other than talking. If necessary, call her "baby" and "beautiful." In my experience you should never resort to "mami" unless you are of the Latin persuasion. The fact is she probably doesn't remember your name either. Unless you are her boss. Then you're fucked.
Don't hit on a stranger. It just might be - and has proven to be at some holiday gigs - the boss' spouse or significant other.
And, of course, ``don't fall down,'' Thomas notes. ``Falling down drunk is not good.''
MARTHA Stewart has it easy: She gets to sit out this holiday season. Meanwhile, the rest of us have to scramble to find gifts for all our nearest and dearest, while also coming up with a clever, creative way to play host - without resorting to last year's tinsel and half-burned candles.